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Ilminster, Somerset

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Village Hall Opening Day - August 2009

A villager's View - by the "late" Gladys Althrop.

It’s all behind us now, five years of fundraising, planning, hoping, disappointment, jubilation, laughter and some tears of joy. Here in our village we do it our way - ‘Horton Style’. A village, where no matter who you are, where you came from or what minority you happen to fit into, you are very welcome and have an equal right to your opinion and can live in peace and harmony with your fellow human beings.

The old Victory hall lies silent now, having new ownership and to be rejuvenated as a family residence. No more bursting at the seams to accommodate the Ding Gardening Club, the Whist Drives, Bingo, 50/50 auctions or the legendary £400 jumble sale and great big book fairs. The dormant kitchen where hundreds of breakfasts, luncheons, cream teas and refreshments were produced, now remain silent - no hum of a fridge no whirr of extractor fan!

This ancient building used to reverberate to riotous laughter on nights of Poems and Puds, Turkey and Tinsel, Ding Delta Discs plus nights for Trafalgar, Robbie Burns, not forgetting the Irish and, of course, St. George. Here the ‘Fryday Fryer’ catered at the ‘Chipnite Café’ and at other times curry was on the menu - and down shirt fronts!

We applied for the grants, to all great and small,
Some came up trumps, though the great, b****r all.
The district did us proud and gave good advice,
Yet the Big Lottery was small, non existent, not nice!

What function the tiny hall could not offer space for, was planned there, as countless committee meetings mulled over outside events, encouraged occasionally by a glass or two of wine-induced enthusiasm. Best ideas often came from a bottle. This was the operation room, the nerve centre, the centre of our universe, where at times many of us seemingly lived our lives, as Flower Shows, Parties in the Park, Partly in the Dark, Function at the Junction, Spring balls, Bonus balls and golf balls for the village ‘International Open Tournament’ were honed to fruition.